Michael Lohan — I’d Fake a Relapse for Lindsay

Michael Lohan says he wasn’t actually going to fall off the wagon in order to land some face time with Lindsay at the Betty Ford clinic … rather, he…

Carlos Mencia — The Undisputed Champ … of Farts

Carlos Mencia really stinks — in fact, the comic tells TMZ he’s completely undefeated in the cut-throat world of competitive farting.

After a comedy show in L.A.…

Oksana Investigation: Extortion vs. Negotiation

The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department is focusing on a central issue in the Oksana Grigorieva/Mel Gibson extortion investigation — What constitutes negotiation, and what is extortion?…

Lindsay’s Lawyer — She’s Got Legs …

It was 113 degrees in L.A. yesterday … but the hottest part of town was at The Grove — where Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer rocked a pair…

Karissa Shannon’s BF — Rolls-Royce Wannabe

Karissa Shannon’s sex tape partner wasn’t 100% honest when he implied that he owned a certain badass Rolls-Royce — because TMZ has learned … dude actually…

Lindsay’s New Girl — Israeli Fighter

Lindsay Lohan has a new lady in her life who is battlefield ready – she’s a former member of the Israeli Defense Force.

Sources close to the actress…

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart — Married

TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.

We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at…

Lindsay and Ali Lohan — Sobering Times in NYC

After a brief trip back to L.A. to attend an alcohol education class and a depositionLindsay Lohan was out and about in New York City…

Omer Bhatti to Michael Jackson’s Kids: I am Your Father!

Remember Omer Bhatti? Michael Jackson’s former protege and alleged secret son, is treating Blanket, the late pop icon’s youngest son, as if he were his…

The Question Charlie Sheen Can’t Answer

Charlie Sheen will plead not guilty today in Aspen — weather permitting — to felony menacing and two misdemeanors, but the judge could ask a question that…

Carmelo Anthony and LaLa’s $2 Mil Wedding Pad

Carmelo Anthony and his fiancee LaLa Vazquez are heading to the land of purple and gold — because we’ve learned the soon-to-be married couple just scored a…

Welcome to Project Runway Avenue

New York City’s Seventh Avenue will no longer be called 7th Avenue—at least every Thursday. In an effort to resuscitate the ailing garment industry, Manhattan…

B2K Singer Popped for Domestic Violence

J-Boog from B2K – aka Jarell Damonte Houston — was arrested for domestic violence at his L.A. home yesterday — TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us…